The Secret of Life

I finally did it, I discovered the secret of life: a good toothpaste. Although random and seemingly insignificant, I believe that your toothpaste can make all the difference. I've heard the saying, "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" but that can only go so far. In order to make lemonade you need sugar, and quite honestly, sometimes the lemons life hands you is a little too much junk in the trunk if you catch my drift... so PLEASE no more sugar! Instead of making the lemons sweet, I say eat them (I happen to like lemons... and they balance the pH in your system... they're quite healthy actually) and then brush your teeth so you can move on.

Truly though, have you ever wondered why the saying "you have a bad taste in your mouth" is so popular? If something makes you sick to your stomach and you want to upchuck you're gonna get a bad taste in your mouth. If you say something negative or put your foot in your mouth (gross) you're gonna have a bad taste in your mouth. So the solution? Clean your mouth with a good toothpaste. A smile can brighten any day, so brighten your smile! Sometimes, the only difference between feeling like a grease ball and feeling attractive is a simple brushing of the teeth. So throw out the chocolate, ice cream, and anything else that you'll regret eating later and invest in some great toothpaste. See this? This is a girl who just brushed her teeth with a fabulous toothpaste... Yes folks, it's that simple.

(this photo was by Brother Sieverson at a tri-branch dance... I rocked that place, in case you were wondering)